| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
A tongue-in-cheek tee for developers, sysadmins, and anyone who’s lived through the slow burns of OS choice. Soft, lightweight cotton sits quietly while the design does the talking: three familiar mascots and short, deadpan lines that poke fun at the little frustrations of software and hardware life. Wear it to hack nights, meetups, or lazy weekends when you want to spark a grin from fellow tech people. The fit is classic and comfortable — built to move from keyboard to coffee shop without fuss. It’s effortless, low-key, and unapologetically nerdy.
Product features
– 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
– Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean silhouette and reduced waste
– Ribbed collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
– Pearlized tear-away label and DTF/DTG printed graphics for comfort and crisp detail
– Oeko-Tex certified and ethically sourced cotton with EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
– Do not dryclean
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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